Wow

I've been too busy playing Zelda games and the fuck-yeah that is the Nintendo 64 for the past week, or so, to update. Not to mention I haven't been at my house half of the time. Blah blah blah!

A-n-y-w-a-y-s... Moar Pun Fun, and I, for one, would love pun fun!

Oh shit, before that, I got my schedule for school.

Man, I don't get to have German until the 2nd/3rd trimester ):

I also need to switch my AP lit from 3rd to 2nd hour.

Also, AIDS.

If Mohammad [Praise be his name] had founded his religion in the same matter that L. Ron Hubbard founded $cientology, would that make him a prophet?

Sorry no post yesterday

I was busy

With things

And stuff

And I got new glasses!

So, anyways, I was riding in a car the other day, and the traffic light changed from green to orange, so, naturally, I yelled her to JUICE IT, so she could make it through before the light turned red.

ALSO, best idea ever: If I ever made a game, or a comic, I decided that I should put in a faction dedicated to

Oh great Sea God

I pray to thee on this most auspicious of days [/looks up today in wikipedia]

Um... the, uh, okay, there isn't anything sea-related today, and I don't think my awesome plan to have a sea-god prayer as an opening for today's pun is working very well.

On the cooler side, apparently Cleopatra committed suicide today. [Yeah, Okay, "cool" isn't the right word...]

Anyways, today's pun -- If Poseidon's wife became pregnant, would he give her a C-Section?

Crawling in my skin
These wounds
They will not heal

We Got AIDS From Monkies...

How, I do not know.

I think that it's rather special, though, that science concludes that the ONLY way we could have gotten AIDS was bumpen uglies with the retarded cousin of the homo-sapien.

Look, humans are sick, but we're not THAT sick. Haha, just kidding, there are sick fucks that would gladly stick their Sapien sticks up the monkies homo-holes, but that's beside the point -- Today's pun is very fun, but I suspect that maybe only one will understand it...

If a young man ran into the jungle, and started to masturbate the primates, would he be Jackanapes*?

Ba-dum psh

It is now time for the first annual...

Dic-tion-ary for
Dumm-ies

"The more you know - Because knowledge is power!"

Lesson 1: Jack-a-napes
–noun
• A mischevious are impudent child, or an impertenint youthful male.
•• [Archaic] An ape or a monkey

Anonymous

Is legion

Also, you don't have to be a registered user to leave comments, now.

Punishment

The next one is horrible. Like, really bad... C'mon, you know you want to h-e-a-r it~!

Okay! What does a cold chicken say? Brr-cawk!
Oh god, that's right, groan. GROAN YOUR PATHETIC GROANS, NO MATTER HOW BAD IT IS, I WILL STILL SAY IT.

Hm? Not bad enough for you? Or is it? Well that may be, but one more...

What kind of underwear to women at convents wear?
THE HAVE A HABIT OF WEARING NONE.

Bwahahahaha.

Soda is a Fickle Thing

Because there is so many kinds, and I can't find the time to drink all I find D:

So, with that lame intro, I pose with you... a question.

RIDDLE ME THIS! Why do hair fetishists like Mountain Dew?

...

So they can do the dew.

BA-DUM, PSH.